Islamic Kamikaze | Why the mystery?

21 04 2010

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now…

No Christmas

No Easter

No Television

No Music

No Sport

No Nude Women

No pork BBQ

No hotdogs

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No nachos

No Beer nuts

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can’t shave.

Your wives can’t shave.

You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Kudos to ‘they know who’ for this one.




4 responses

22 04 2010

Lol, It’s true too.

I nicked this on to my blog mate, hope you don’t mind but I am in a funny mood too.

Best regards,

22 04 2010
Jack'd Ripp'd

More than welcome to share the laughter – must always remember to laugh at the ‘enemy’ too.

25 04 2010
Daniel Pitt

What a nasty, pig-ignorant & small-minded piece of work you are. Luckily for our democracy the Bigoted Nazi Party will never make gains in elections because the vast majority of people are just far too decent & upstanding.

25 04 2010
Jack'd Ripp'd

It’s called a joke you moron.

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