Camberwell and Peckham | Harriet ‘Horrid’ Harperson

28 04 2010

I could work for the Sun.  Shit, I’d take a job on the sun if it meant getting away from the International Corporatist Cartels that own the majority of shares in Earth Plc.

Damn, Peckham Plc has been electing Dirty Harry since 1982!  All these years me and mine have suffered under the tyranny of Frankfurt School-inspired Superwitch Harperson’s social engineering with a sprinkle of gerrymandering to increase her dependents.  In 1997 they even gave her the fiefdom of Camberwell.

And to think she did it all on the back of the scroungers with Sure Start centres and plenty of ‘extras’, giving the red carpet treatment to newcomers and the planting of deluded supporters in council non-jobs.

Can’t think of any other way she could have gotten in without fellow Camberwell and Peckham Plc stockholders.

Back in the day when my family lived in Laburnum Close, my father had the pleasure of telling young Labour starlet Harry Harperson to “piss off”.  If she didn’t have two large coloured bodyguards standing beside the door, to think of all the agro we could have been spared.  An invite for a cup of arsenic, a couple of hours in the bathtub producing manageable packages, a quick drive along to the coast and then ‘feeding the fish’.  Saying that, we must be blacklisted for we haven’t had Labour knocking since.  Small blessings I suppose.

Once again, as it is election season thought I give the highlights of Peckham’s very own Feminazi in the hope of scaring 10 – 20 points of her majority, although I’d be happy to turn one Labour supporter away.

The one and only, Horrid Ms Harman, residing at an undisclosed address in Dulwich and West Norwood and was nominated by the following members of the public:

Seaton Martin

Squires Anthony J

Mills Victoria

Soanes Sharon

Situ Tayo A

Smith Althea

Thorncroft Dominic J

Mohamed Abdul

Ward Veronica M

Ahern Kevin V

Camberwell and Peckham UK Polling Report…

…and a sad indictment it is indeed.

Boundary changes: Previously undersized, Camberwell and Peckham gains parts of Faraday and Livesey wards from Southwark North and Bermondsey and South Camberwell and parts of Peckham Rye and The Lane wards from Dulwich and West Norwood.

Profile: Covers Peckham, Peckham Rye, Camberwell and Nunhead. This is one of the most poverty striken and deprived constituencies in the country. It has the highest proportion of afro-carribean residents of any constituency in the country and the highest proportion of social housing of any seat, with almost 6 in 10 homes rented from the council or a housing association.

Only Fools and Horses was never actually filmed in Peckham, but it continues to be the public`s perception of Peckham, and its reputation for desperate crime ridden sink estates was, in the past at least, not inaccurate. This is where Damilola Taylor was murdered in 2000 and, while the worst of the concrete estates (including the North Peckham Estate where Damilola Taylor died) have been demolished in recent years as part of massive regeneration projects, with more planned in coming years, the area continues to suffer from problems of high crime and gang violence.

This is one of Labour`s safest seats in the South of England and, while there is some gentrification in South Peckham, and pockets of Conservative support in the large Georgian houses in places like Camberwell Grove, there is presently no possibility of that dominance being challenged.

How Harriet Harman voted on key issues since 2001

  • Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.
  • Voted very strongly for the hunting ban.
  • Voted very strongly for replacing Trident.
  • Voted strongly for equal gay rights.
  • Voted moderately for removing hereditary peers from the House of Lords.
  • Voted very strongly for a wholly elected House of Lords.
  • Voted strongly for introducing student top-up fees.
  • Voted moderately against laws to stop climate change.
  • Voted very strongly for allowing ministers to intervene in inquests.
  • Voted very strongly for introducing ID cards.
  • Voted moderately for a transparent Parliament.
  • Voted very strongly for introducing foundation hospitals.
  • Voted moderately for introducing a smoking ban.
  • Voted a mixture of for and against greater autonomy for schools.
  • Voted strongly for Labour’s anti-terrorism laws.
  • Voted very strongly for the Iraq war.

And the last set of recorded ‘sponsorship or financial or material support’ Harman helpers from 23rd April 2008:

  • Ken Follett, of Hertfordshire (personal donation). (Registered 20 April 2007)
  • Ken Follett, of Hertfordshire (personal donation). (Registered 11 June 2007)
  • Fiona Mctaggart MP (personal donation). (Registered 11 June 2007)
  • Vinod Popat, of West Hamilton (personal donation). (Registered 26 June 2007)
  • Michael V Sternberg, of London (personal donation). (Registered 28 June 2007)
  • Margaret Hodge MP (personal donation). (Registered 17 July 2007)
  • TGWU (Registered 18 July 2007)
  • UCATT (trade union) (Registered 18 July 2007)
  • Vera Baird MP (personal donation). (Registered 18 July 2007)
  • Stefanos Stefanou, of Hatfield (personal donation). (Registered 18 July 2007)
  • David Abrahams, businessman (through Janet Kidd, of Newcastle upon Tyne) (personal donation) (Registered 18 July 2007) (donation subsequently returned)
  • Nicky Gavron, of London (personal donation). (Registered 18 July 2007)
  • Baroness Ashton (personal donation). (Registered 25 July 2007)
  • Anthony Hayes, of Lancashire (personal donation). (Registered 5 September 2007)
  • Muslim Friends of Labour. (Registered 13 September 2007)
  • GMB (Registered 13 November 2007)

Information gleaned from TheyWorkForYou, UK Polling Report and YourNextMP.

Knowledge is power but I could sure do with some ignorance right now.

Vote Labour, get the EU.

Of course, Her Wickedness will be re-elected on the back of her base vote, which are single parents and hard-done by NuBritons.  God damn Labour’s gerrymandering ways.




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