‘Nun’ Joke | See, I believe in equality

31 08 2010

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, ‘Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.’

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, ‘Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.’

Sister Mary Katherine said, ‘Hard bed.’

‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ the Priest said, ‘We will get you a better bed.’

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. ‘You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

‘Cold food,’ said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. ‘You may say two words today.’

‘I quit,’ said Sister Mary Katherine.

‘It’s probably best’, said the Priest, ‘You’ve done f*ck all but moan since you’ve been here.’





Islam | 3 Things you may not know

31 08 2010

Undoubtably one of the best videos regarding Islam for those who delude themselves into thinking it’s “just another religion”.  For most patriots, the knowledge is already known but for any of those deluded enough to think that Islam is a religion of peace, please watch and listen carefully.  Damn, you don’t even need to watch it, just listen to it.

Kudos to ColSharpeUK for the upload.

And while I’m at it, how about Islamic tolerance of other people’s feelings.

Once more, thanks goes to DrinkingWithBob for the upload.





BNP | Inward Struggles

31 08 2010

The following is my own thoughts so feel free to take it with a healthy pinch of salt.

While Britain burns, the BNP decides to show everyone their dirty washing.  I won’t go into the details for I can’t even Adam and Eve the antics suggested.  All I will say on the bother is…

For all the progress made, it seems that the Leadership contest has turned into a One Man Show, members are resigning/expelled (depending on source) along with alleged scenes involving X-rated action.

The breakdown is probably due to a whole host of factors.  One could be that with the British National Party hierarchy wanting to become a Political Force, they have actually morphed into a mini-version of the opposing Main Political Parties, and what I mean by that, is never trusting their members.  Another could be those who believe they deserve more and have been overlooked, jealously is a bitch and I know that from personal experience.

I fear the only way forward for the British National Party is a complete reshape of the organisation.  And that is what it should be, an organisation, not some political pawn party available to the highest bidder.

Instead of trying to control a vast machine, organise it to be self-sufficient little cells independent of eachother.  Sure there is a chance of infiltration but so long as some form of ‘Standardisation’ is agreed, those that deviant can be looked upon as a cell instead of representing the whole body.

All forms of discriminatory behaviour should be kept to a minimum, white, black or martian, so long as the individual supports the central theme of British Nationalism, which is freedom from tyranny and a return to the checks and balances that once kept our power cartels in check.

Main reason I’ve never joined any political wing is the demand for obedience to certain individuals, be them money men or whips, thereby negating your very presence in every event.  Done with the best intentions but so easily corrupted when idols are promoted, for the message becomes secondary to the man, and whereas men are mortal, ideas can transcend mere time.

So, to my compatriots in the British National Party and also the many other Nationalist causes, yes, even the outright supremacy ones, refine the message, not the men.  This is not to say that the messengers are not important and should turn up in trrackies and trainers, but the message and not the man is more important.

Also, a little take on the current governmental quango-inspired witch trial threatened by Her Royal Majesty’s Equality and Human Rights Commission.  Considering that bankruptcy could be the result of this political persecution along with possible jail-time for the Chairman, this could provide the perfect opportunity for regrouping and catapulting the BNP into political stardom.  “How is that possible?” I hear you murmur.

Well, worse case scenario is that the EHRC wins the case outright, bankrupting the party and jailing Nick Griffin.

This means that a fresh new approach can be taken.  Nationalists then form the British Nationalist Party, a loose-fitting organisation with set principles of promoting UK Nationalist interests, such as leaving the EUSSR and an English Parliament to equalize the Home Nations to name but two.

Next, considering that locking up people for their political beliefs on the grounds of a mickey-mouse law is something the Communist Party of China are fond of, Mr Nick Griffin could become a living martyr.  Simply put, this would be a classic case of political persecution that could be appealed to the highest courts in the world, just imagine the bad publicity the British Government would receive over this.

Perhaps then there won’t be no need for a violent ANC/IRA inspired campaign of terror to ascertain Our Birthrights.





‘Blond’ Joke | Blonde Genies

31 08 2010

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women..

After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there’s a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits..

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead..

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods.

It’s the two blonde genies…

One blonde genie says to the other one,

‘I can understand the first wish…having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.’





Joke | Gynaecologist’s Assistant

30 08 2010

A man goes into the Job Centre in Manchester and sees a notice advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more “Can you please give me some more details about this job?” he asks the male receptionist on the desk.

The receptionist locates the job file papers, and replies. “The job entails you getting female patients ready for the gynaecologist.

You’ll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair; then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynaecologist’s examination.

The annual salary is £500,000 but you’re going to have to go to LONDON .”

The drooling man asks…. “Is that where the job is based?”


“No, that is where the queue ends!”





Joke | Weather forecast US style

30 08 2010

One autumn, Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.  Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the the weather was going to be.  So to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should gather wood to be prepared.  After several days he got an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”

“It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,” the meteorologist said.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to gather even more wood in order to be prepared. One week later he called the National Weather Service again.

“Is it going to be a very cold winter?” he asked.

“Yes,” the meteorologist again said, “it’s going to be a very cold winter.”

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to gather every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.

“Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”

“Absolutely,” the man replied. “It looks like it’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.”

“How can you be so sure?” the Chief asked.

The meteorologist said, “Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!”





Islamic Joke | Still, and what?

30 08 2010

Helping my neighbour’s boy with his appeal for unfair dismissal.

He was restocking the wine shelves in Tesco and a muslim guy asked him ‘could he recommend a good port?’

Seems ‘Dover’ upset him.