Joke | Weather forecast US style

30 08 2010

One autumn, Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.  Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the the weather was going to be.  So to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should gather wood to be prepared.  After several days he got an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”

“It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,” the meteorologist said.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to gather even more wood in order to be prepared. One week later he called the National Weather Service again.

“Is it going to be a very cold winter?” he asked.

“Yes,” the meteorologist again said, “it’s going to be a very cold winter.”

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to gather every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.

“Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”

“Absolutely,” the man replied. “It looks like it’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.”

“How can you be so sure?” the Chief asked.

The meteorologist said, “Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!”

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30 08 2010
Silly Kuffar

Excellent lol =)

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