JSA | Official suckler of the Government’s tit

16 09 2010

Today, I signed on the line on several forms at the local Job Centre Plus, waited two hours, all to be told to come back two weeks periodically thereof.  Something that could have been done in twenty, thirty minutes max is dragged out over two hours.

Well, apart from the horrible colour scheme consisting all the rejected colours from the rainbow with the matching furniture, the ever-present mob of NuBritons and then the legal requirements of being spoken to as if you’re a ten-year old, it was a pleasant experience.  Afterall, had a bit of pie mash when released, so not all bad.

Problem is, I’m looking at the work available thinking ‘yah’ but when I glance at the coinage offered, burp in the most noisy fashion ‘heck no’.

Have to find something soon though, the thought of having to sit in that hellish office again with the Best of Peckham gives me a rash.

And no, I don’t need suggestions, I have a plan.  Actually, I’ve a dozen plans, up to ‘Plan M’ but that’s besides the point.  All I need for now is a legal wage, otherwise how else could I hide my illicit earnings from Her Majesty?

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